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IPO PROSPECTUS | VALENTINE'S EVE 2025
▲▲▲ IPO LAUNCHES AT 9:00 PM ▲▲▲
IPO PRICE
$30
/share
TARGET PRICE
$150
5x return
BOOK STATUS
340%
oversubscribed
SHARES OUT
99.5
attendees
LIVE MARKET DATA
S&P 500: 6,944.12 ↑ +0.15%
═══ PROJECTED SHARE PRICE TRAJECTORY ═══
IPO +1HR +2HR +3HR +4HR PEAK
IPO: $30/SHARE → PROJECTED PEAK: $150/SHARE (5X RETURN)
═══ OFFERING DETAILS ═══
TICKER SYMBOL:$MMMP
OFFERING SIZE:200 SHARES @ $30/SHARE
MARKET CAP:$6,000 AT IPO
LOCK-UP PERIOD:UNTIL 3AM
═══ UNDERWRITERS ═══
LEAD BOOKRUNNERS
BEAR STEARNS
CREDIT SUISSE
LARGEST EQUITY INVESTOR
FUQUA FINANCE CLUB
═══ SPONSORED BY DUKE FINANCE CLUB ═══
150
MMMP1 IPO
LARGEST FUQUA OFFERING EVER
8
SHOTS/SHAREHOLDER
MMMP2: 12L LIQUOR SERVED
99.5
AVG SHAREHOLDERS
CONSISTENT PERFORMANCE
200+
MMMP3 PROJECTED
OVERSUBSCRIBED
═══ EVENT DETAILS ═══
PRICING DATE:FEB 13, 2025
TRADING HOURS:21:00 - LATE
VENUE:CHECK PARTIFUL
DRESS CODE:INVESTMENT GRADE
⚠️ RISK FACTORS ⚠️
• PROSPECTUS CONTAINS FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS. ACTUAL VIBES MAY VARY.
• EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION OF SECURITIES (ALCOHOL) MAY RESULT IN IMPAIRED JUDGMENT, POOR TRADING DECISIONS, AND REGRETTABLE TEXT MESSAGES TO FORMER COUNTERPARTIES.
• BEAR STEARNS AND CREDIT SUISSE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ANY LIABILITY FOR: (I) CALLING YOUR EX, (II) CONFESSING FEELINGS TO CO-WORKERS, OR (III) SHOOTING YOUR SHOT. HOWEVER, MANAGEMENT WILL MAKE REASONABLE BEST EFFORTS TO ASSIST WITH INTRODUCTIONS.
• VALENTINE'S EVE TIMING MAY AMPLIFY EMOTIONAL VOLATILITY. INVESTORS SHOULD DIVERSIFY THEIR ROMANTIC PORTFOLIO ACCORDINGLY.
• PAST PERFORMANCE OF LIVER DOES NOT GUARANTEE FUTURE RESULTS.
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MMMP3 IPO PROSPECTUS | FEB 2026
FUELED BY THE FINANCE CLUB
"IT WAS ALL A DREAM" - THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
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